When I go into a natural food store, I tend to lose my mind a little. I see all of these awesome miracle herbs and spices and waters and beans that are supposed to make you lose weight, attain spotless health record and so on. You know what I mean. A couple weeks ago, I was perusing the aisles at our local natural foods store (with four children, btw), in search of hazelnuts and nutritional yeast. I found those, and this,
And about $75 worth of other crap that jumped off the shelves into my cart. I brought it home, sent it to its place in the pantry and thought on it. Now, I’m NOTORIOUS for buying stuff like this then chickening out. I just kept thinking of reasons why I shouldn’t drink it and should, instead, pawn it off on some other naturopathic person with more guts than me. I mean, for goodness sakes…
- I’m allergic to grass, I surely have to be allergic to dandelions? What if this stuff makes my throat close up and then no one knows how to save me.
- What if it tastes like burnt coffee then ruins me for real coffee forever?
- What if I use it, can’t take the taste and then I’ve wasted $11?
This post is not sponsored, though it probably should be. I bet the Dandy Blend people would love that I’ve told the world about their non-poisonous delicious coffee treat. All opinions herein are mine.